Friday, January 14, 2011

The little things that make me laugh

These are times and phrases that only certain people will know and understand.. although some people might find them funny most of you wont.

At the Hookah bar with  about 15 Au Pairs.. the guy checks all our I.Ds.. and says to us wow you come from all over the world and I replied with... "Yes we are international Hookah Smokers"..

 
 Emilio and I arrived at the hotel and the maids were talking Spanish, as Emilio speaks Spanish i asked " were they speaking Spanish' Emilio "yes" Claire " what did they say" Emilio" dicndhs; habjs agjlas"  he just answered with a whole lot of nothing and it was funny and one of the hotel guys found it funny :)


Renee, Addie and myself went to Chilli's for lunch, Addie was sitting next to me and out of no where she was looking into space and then she turned and seen me and reacted in the funniest way.. she jumped almost out of her chair and then started to cry.. she wasn't expecting me to be there was rather funny..


The second time i visited Emilio and his host family, I was playing hide and seek with the 3 kids and Gabe the oldest one didnt know where to hide after about 3 times so he was in the play room and i walked in there to see him holding a magnet in front of his face, peeking at the sides of it to see if i was looking or not.. one of the funniest and cutest things ever seen..

In Vegas I cant recall the amount of times Emilio and I got offered tickets to see shows for free due to being a 'married couple" although we weren't we played along and tried to get free tickets.. we never managed to get them as we were not 25, although one time we got asked what our jobs were and i said an au pair Emilio didnt know what to say as her didnt want it to sound suspicious so he replied with.. "i work in a store" in an awkward voice :) and the she looked at him as if ok what store and he said "um... just a store"

Once again in Vegas, we found a casino that had a really good game and i seemed to win most of my money there.. you needed to get three or more of the same pictures in a row to win and one time i got 2 or something and Emilio replied with "you bitch Alice" and i burst out laughing and he didnt seem to realise why I was laughing and i replied with thi game is Wizard of Oz, therefor its not Alice its Dorothy :)


In the same Casino as before when the cocktails waitress walks past and in the most non enthusiastic voice i have ever heard she says COCKTAILS, me being the person I am copied her and in the same voice CUCKTAILS..... was super funny had to be there...

Not so funny, but the numerous amounts of older people in wheelchair and with oxygen tanks connected to the chairs, and then in their baskets buckets and buckets of quarters they just won on the machine..

Naures, Alex, Martina and myself walking back to Alex's car, all the girls stop at alex's car an Naures walks to the next car, jumps at the handle and pulls it yelling "shotgun" we laughed and replied with thats not her car. ahahahahhahaa sooooo funny

When Addie first started to walk (yay shes walking) she would walk with chicken arms and loose her balance and stand on one foot and then boomp all of a sudden she lost it all together and is on the ground.. only to get back up and do it all again!!!

I was driving when I went to change the gears i realised it wasnt the gear stick it was the door handle... and then quickly remembered the gears are on my right now not my left!!
 

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